if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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