Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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