Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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