The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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