# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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