i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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