To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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