Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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