loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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