I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
