I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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