whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
kristin has been a bad kristin
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
