you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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