Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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