it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish you could order shots online.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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