The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
