i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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