Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
id be glad to
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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