i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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