I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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