ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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