Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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