Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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