But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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