If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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