Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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