I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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