haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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