I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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