I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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