Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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