we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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