I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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