is your mom at the bar?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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