I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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