I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Duck Duck Cougar?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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