these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I lost the right to judge tonight
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
