If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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