Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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