She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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