That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she peed on how many people?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
