i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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