haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Buhtt sex?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
