Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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