he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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