I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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