did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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