is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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