No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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