Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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