fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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